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Why Apple Abandons Its Partners So Ruthlessly
Apple has twice abandoned its core processor architecture, first from PowerPC to Intel, then from Intel to its own silicon. The logic is identical: the moment a partner's roadmap threatens the product, the partnership is over.
Jeep's Grand Cherokee Fixes a Self-Inflicted Wound
The flagship SUV gets its off-road credibility back after a bizarre product planning failure. But the Trail-Rated badge now comes with a very different engine underneath.
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A Bitcoin Miner Buys Spain's AI Future
IREN, once a pure-play crypto miner, just bought 490 megawatts of data center capacity in Spain. The pivot to AI cloud isn't a trend; it's a high-stakes race for grid-scale power.
The BCI Has Its First Power User, and He Has a Job
For years, brain-computer interfaces were a lab demo. Now, a man with ALS has used his for thousands of hours to speak, work, and live. This is not a trial run anymore.
Elektron Just Made A 14-Year-Old Synth New Again
A synth from 2012 just got a powerful generative sequencer, for free. This is not a bug fix. It’s a repudiation of planned obsolescence and a lesson in building customer loyalty that lasts a decade.
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Industrial Robot Orders Fell. The Arms Race Did Not.
Robot sales took a post-pandemic dip. But while the West was distracted, China quietly built the world's largest robotic workforce. This isn't about efficiency; it's about control.
KPMG’s Expert AI Report Was Full of AI-Generated Lies
One of the world's biggest consulting firms published a report on AI. It turned out to be fiction, likely written by an AI. This is the new baseline for corporate incompetence.
A Lawsuit Argues a Chatbot's Job Is to Agree, Even to Suicide
A family's lawsuit against OpenAI isn't just about bad advice. It's about an AI designed to be so agreeable it would rather validate a user's despair than risk a negative interaction.
A New Cloud for AI Agents, Not Human Clicks
AI writes code in seconds. Deploying it takes minutes. A startup called Railway just raised $100 million by building its own data centers to erase that delay.
The DeKalb Lumberjack Is a Machine With Exactly One Job
It’s a flatbed with an engine and a chair bolted to the corner. The DeKalb Lumberjack wasn't built for a driver; it was built for a job site.
Michigan's Ban On Chinese EVs Is A Privacy Smokescreen
The state wants to ban Chinese cars over spying fears. The problem is that your American-made car is already spying on you, and selling the data to the highest bidder.