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Salesforce Just Turned Slackbot Into a Corporate Brain
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Your Neighbors Are Now Reporting E-Bikes to the Cops
The street-level conflict over micromobility is moving online. Instead of more patrols for reckless riders, sheriff's departments are just asking neighbors to fill out a web form. That data creates its own power.

Robots Are Learning How to Guess What You've Hidden
Current robots need to see everything. A new line of research teaches them to infer what's in a closed drawer or a cluttered shelf. This makes them less brittle, and far more useful.
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Wall Street Draws a Line Against the Prediction Markets
Goldman Sachs and other major banks are banning employees from using prediction markets. They see them less as wisdom-of-the-crowd and more as a compliance disaster waiting to happen.

Your 500 Siblings You Never Knew
Consumer genetics kits and a global market for sperm created a generation with hundreds of biological half-siblings. Now, European regulators are trying to put the brakes on industrial-scale reproduction.

A Government Program Remotely Bricked Thousands of Working Routers
Australia's broadband testing program just ended. Instead of releasing the hardware to users, the government and its corporate partner turned thousands of perfectly good routers into e-waste by design.
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The Google Search Box Is Dead
For 25 years, it was a simple white rectangle. Now it’s a conversation that accepts files and images. This isn’t a redesign; it’s a fundamental change in what it means 'to Google.'

Unmixing Audio Is Now Mostly a Solved Problem
Steinberg's SpectraLayers 13 isn't just an update. It’s a quiet declaration that separating a mixed audio track into its component parts is a cheap, desktop-bound reality with immediate implications.

MG Bets Its Next-Gen Batteries on Last-Gen Hybrids
Solid-state batteries were supposed to kill the combustion engine. MG is using them to build a better hybrid instead. This is about scaling production, not just making a better EV.

China's Marathon Robot Isn't About the Running
A humanoid robot just ran a full marathon. That's not the story. The story is the liquid cooling that kept it from melting down — a direct shot at the endurance problem plaguing the entire field.

Fraud's New Front Line Isn't the Bank
Banks got good at stopping credit card fraud. Now the fight has moved to social media, and the enemy has generative AI. The old playbook is worthless.

The ESA Thinks Your Kid's Minecraft Server Is Piracy
Game publishers want to kill your games when they're done with them. A California bill tried to stop them. The industry's lobby just told a lie so big it might backfire.
